Kojii Helnwein

Welcome to Kojii Helnwein’s official blog.

Here you can find a biography of Irish actress, singer and model,

Kojii Helnwein.

(pronounced Ko-jee Heln-wine)

You will find current news, an archive of Fashion, Music and Art related photos as well as an updated resume included on this blog.

Keep checking back often as the content of these pages are being updated continuously including a personal journal of random thoughts about fashion, life, motherhood, pretty much anything that pops into Kojii’s head.

Main photo: “Under the Fishnets” by LaGwardia

photo by Atomic-Element

Kojii Helnwein by Atomic-Element

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The blogs, the blogs

I saw a blog last night where someone was ripping the piss out of

Project Runway and Models of the Runway as well as those of us who thought taking a job in a crappy economy might help with the bills.

I won’t link to it because it’s lame and I can’t understand why someone takes the time to watch a show they clearly hate?

Anyhooo they got to pondering about whether I have anything else in this head of mine aside from missing my daughter and wondering if I should be a full time mum.

Croí Sequoia Oct 5th 09 at the Castle with her Bunny

I guess the show had no call for my political and art confessionals. hahaha

If you ever want people/cameras to leave you alone…Talk politics. ;)

I think maybe I had TOO many other things to say that couldn’t be used because it was irrelevant to fashion and the show.

As are most things I have to talk about.

Fashion just doesn’t rank that HIGH on my mind, it’s just my job.

sooo with that said……

I AM LIVID that the Lisbon Treaty was passed!!

I’m still too infuriated to even discuss it.

NO vote Lisbon Treaty campaign posters in central Dublin, Ireland. Photo by EPA/BGNES
NO vote Lisbon Treaty campaign posters in central Dublin, Ireland. Photo by EPA/BGNES

So I’ll save those thoughts for another day.

Sick!

Thanks to the wonders of Google Analytics and WordPress Stats I can learn a little about the readers who find their way to this here blog of mine.

It seems my posts about my husband’s “Nude Art Series” and motherhood have drawn a pervert into our midst.

I’ve become accustomed to people Googling “Kojii Helnwein nude” on a daily basis…BUT HELLO!

WHAT SICK, PERVERTED, EVIL *&$@!&$@%  searches for the 3rd thing on this screen shot???

REALLY!??

DISGUSTING!

I hope the cops find you.

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Garlic and what now?

Kojii Helnwein on Models of the Runway 1-ep4

Excuse me while I backtrack a couple of Episodes.

The following cracks me up too much not to add to my blog.

I was perusing the “Models of the Runway” forums on MyLifetime today and came across THE FUNNIEST and most interesting comment relating to my “Garlic and Yogurt Episode” yet.  AS QUOTED BELOW!!

(I’m sorry but I’m still laughing at this but genuinely feel bad for the girl who is suffering)

Garlic and Yogurt?

Last nights episode of Models of the Runway (episode 4) left me curious. Not about model drama or designer loyalty, these seemed to be the themes overly addressed last night, but on Kojii’s garlic and yogurt concoction that Heidi found in the fridge. While the combination is in itself a little shocking or out of the norm, I began to wonder if it had anything to do with probiatics and natural yeast remedies. Is Kojii like hundreds of other women who suffer from persistent yeast infections? While this question was not answered, I still found it strange that her interesting duo was mentioned in an article I recently read about at-home remedies for yeast infections.

I am a long time sufferer from yeast infections. My doctor hasn’t been able to offer much solace and I am tired of using the expense, ineffective creams that he prescribes. So I have recently been in pursuit of finding natural cures. The article I mentioned talked about yogurt and garlic separately as natural remedies for yeast infections (with instructions to insert both foreign objects into the vagina) and I wondered if Kojii might have a super yeast fighting concoction that she should share with the rest of America. Of course, I could be drawing similarities only because I read the article and then saw the episode, but either way I thought it was worth giving some thought.

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Heidi Klum pops in to the models’ loft for a surprise visit and does a fridge inspection, in this scene from “Models of the Runway” Season 1 Episode 4.

more about “Heidi Klum’s Surprise Visit | myLifet…“, posted with vodpod

I figured I’d let ya’ll know the little story behind the Garlic and Goats Yogurt tale.

While we shot that episode I was in the midst of the worst flu I’ve had in years, one of the joys of living with 16 girls and a tonne of crew. The germs spread like wildfire.I’d a fever of 103, no voice, a painful cough, a headache that knocked me for six and I slept every second I could while the cameras were off me.

Most of us fell sick during production.

Thems the joys of our line of work – THE SHOW MUST GO ON.

Now, many people know I’m a huge fan of holistic/natural health, I refuse to put chemicals/drugs in my body (unless it’s life or death). My daughter was even born drug-free at home. So after a quick call to my Mama (who practices holistic health) she suggested I eat raw garlic for it’s antibiotic properties. I promise you I was feeling 100% again within TWO days. It so works!!

(my best friend is currently swallowing a clove of garlic with cottage cheese while I write this, to test the theory. He’s not EVEN SICK!! eejit!)

Only reason I had the goats yogurt was to help me swallow the grossness of the full clove of garlic. (And yes, goats yogurt because I’m lactose intolerant)

I can tell you I’m lucky enough NOT to worry about yeast infections though I’ve researched it based on the info above and I guess yogurt and garlic’s natural antibiotic helps it. (Also from this research, I’ve learned that Pharmaceutical Antibiotics can actually cause yeast infections)

So ….

Score TWO for GARLIC! haha


(Honestly though …I just have a HUMONGOUS fear of vampires! hahahahah)

Eternal Love by Cyril Helnwein featuring actress, Alexandra Hetherington Breckenridge

photo “Eternal Love” by Cyril Helnwein featuring the beautiful and talented Alexandra Hetherington-Breckenridge


Project Runway Cartoons!

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I woke up this morning to find a tweet on my phone saying-

“PRToons Episode 3 – It’s up, poodles”

Being the nerdy girl who collected 2000AD comics most of her childhood,

I see someone mention “toons” and I think “cool!”

Judge Dredd art by Lee Sullivan

Judge Dredd art by Lee Sullivan

hahah

But CHRIST! THIS cartoon by Alex Cox cracked me UP!!!

CHECK IT OUT!

Follow Tom and Lorenzo on Twitter for updates on Project Runway.

The Ivory Feather Blog

Click the feather to find the blog

Click the feather to find the blog

If you like blogs about fashion and style then you will definitely enjoy The Ivory Feather Blog.

Kyah Hillis just styled me for a fashion spread shot by Reid Rolls in Downtown LA.

I literally wanted to buy everything Kyah pulled from Neiman Marcus!

Subscribe to her blog and follow her on TWITTER.

I tweeted a teaser from the shoot so I hope you’re following me and keeping up ;)


ENJOY!

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Get to Know…Kojii Helnwein – Video from Modelinia

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Funny little video of yours truly on Modelinia.


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Tune in for my most embarrassing runway story and yes, there was nudity.

hahahaha

more about “Get to Know…Kojii Helnwein – Video …“, posted with vodpod

Tonight! Joy Williams

If you’re looking for something to do tonight, other than watch my friends and I sweat it out on “Project Runway” & “Models of the Runway”

come to HOTEL CAFE in Hollywood!!

Joy Williams

(click on the pic to check out her site)

The wonderful Joy Williams will be sharing her incredible voice within the walls of Hotel Café tonight at 7pm.

Come listen to her music!!!

I had the lovely pleasure of spending an incredible afternoon at Sycamore Cove yesterday with Joy, Nate Yetton of Sensibility Music and Reid Rolls (I’m sure ya’ll have seen his work by now). Oh! and of course my pup Juno.

Sycamore Cove pic by Nate Yetton

I hope you can make it!!!!!!


New Video and Photos

Here it is!

We got the crew together for another shoot last week in Downtown LA.

This time we took it to the Film Noir days of the 40’s.

Photographer Reid Rolls

Hair Sirene Evans

Styling & Make-up Kojii

Film Director & Editor Lightfield Lewis

Malibu Beach Photos


These are the shots from the fun shoot I did with Reid Rolls, Sirene Evans and Lightfield Lewis in Malibu.

Have you seen the video yet?

Behind the scenes in Malibu

Shot with Reid Rolls and Sirene Evans in Malibu with Lightfield Lewis who made this great little film about it.